June 2011
8 posts
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Happy Birthday
It’s funny how unoriginal Birthdays are on Facebook. A stream of “Happy Birthday“‘s from people you haven’t talked to in years and probably didn’t even know your Birthday when you were actually friends with them.
Nothing more irritating than getting an insincere birthday message from someone you barely know.
Back To The Future
Some would go back,
change painful mistakes,
ruin happy memories
screw up history
step on a butterfly
fuck their mum
discover penicillin
kill Thatcher
save JFK
meet John Lennon
buy Google
sell Enron
love again
beat Ali
deliver Jesus
make Victorian Gregorians
stick it to the man
choose the blue pill
sleep with Brigitte Bardot
pull out of ‘Nam
fail college
jump
fly dragons...
No.4
Racist guy kicked of the bus
Causing a big fuss
Not coming back in a rush
